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Envolee by Spears of Shiva



The Loch Ness Kelpie

by Avery Goodman



!n Celtic lore there are magickal creatures called Kelpies. They were water-horses. They had the head of a horse, sea serpent body and the tail of a fish. They could transform into a human form and mate with a human. It is said that if a human were ever to attempt to ride one it would carry them into the water and the human would drown. Children especially were lured to their deaths this way. Their hands would get stuck to the creature and their bodies would wash to shore the next day. The symbolism of these stories represents the idea that these creatures were guides into the Underworld. However, they did not kill actually you; they drove you under where you faced your darkest fears, and then released you. It is likely that drowning of unsupervised children were blamed on these creatures.


The Loch Ness Monster is a Kelpie. It is described as having a horse-like head and long serpent body, with variable humps and colors. Nessie, a nickname of the monster, is not really a monster. She (marine objects are referred to as she) has been described as having two horns and a horn on the center ridge. She was also seen as “a cross between a very large horse and a camel.” She was called a “merhorse” by some and a dragon by St. Columba.

She is a fresh water creature but can adapt to brackish waters. She is a fast swimmer. Nessie is nearly blind, and relies on a sense of smell, which underwater is sensitive to chemicals in the water, but in the air catches small particles carried in the breeze. The creature has gills along its sides. The lake itself is fresh body and is 1000 feet deep.

The animal cryptozoologists name her as is a Zeuglodon which means “snakelike whale.” If Nessie is a dinosaur, then she is a plesiosaur. Plesiosaurs are vegetarian and would not feed on zooplankton. Therefore, there is enough food in Loch Ness to sustain such a creature and her family.

Dinosaur eggs may have been trapped under seismically disturbed crust during the time of Pangaea. They would have quickly froze and survived for 350 million years. This has been shown in a cryogenics laboratory. Eggs could have been froze and carried by a glacier or shifting land mass during an ice age. Paleontologists suggest that the first thawed eggs would have hatched in the Loch about 8000 BCE.

She became trapped in Loch Ness during a pole shift, where land routinely heaves up out of the sea and drops in other places below the waves.

Nessie is not a German U-Boat with a dragon mask. Sightings have occurred in the lake hundreds of years before submarines were invented. If Nessie is an Atlantean submarine has yet to be determined. Nessie is not a sturgeon because of the way the fish behave. If she is somehow a ghost has also yet to be determined.

However, kelpies are magickal and Nessie is paranormal. Both involve multidimensional reality.

Shape-shifting horses are referred to in many other traditions. The Irish call them Each Uisge which means water horse. Homid is the name of their human form. Eochaidh means horseman. This form consists of the torso and arms of a human with the head and legs of a horse. The phooka and glastyn are fairy horses. These steeds were a means of conveyance between the mortal world and the otherworld. Other examples of using a horse to travel to the otherworld include German stories of witches who transformed into black horses and then rode to the place of the sabbat. In Ireland a witch’s broom was called a fairy horse. In Ireland the Far Dorocha (the Dark Man) rode on a black horse. He was a messenger of death who called out the names of someone about to die. His horse’s hooves made the sound of thunder. He was also said to abduct mortals to bring them to the otherworld.

Some of the ceremonies the druids presided over were the inauguration of a king or chieftain. This involved marriage or intercourse with a white mare (the king would dress as an animal). This was a symbolic marriage to the goddess and the land. It would be fair to suggest that this was also a marriage to the otherworld via the sacred horses.

The word nightmare is a composite of night and mare, a female horse. The term gets its meaning due to stories of hags or Cailleach sitting or mounting the chest of a sleeping human. This caused disturbing visions which were believed to come from a horse goddess. Scandinavian folklore referred to the nightmare spirit as Mara and it was thought that being ridden by the mare could cause fear and even death. It is also interesting to note the similarity between the root mer or mar meaning of the water or underwater (marine) and the word mare.

The winged sea horse pulled the sea-chariot of Manannan Mac Lir and was a white horse. Geroid Iaria, son of the Fairy Aine and the Earl of Desmond, lives under water and emerges every seven years on a ghostly white horse. Gwydion, a white horse, was a shape-shifter. In Arthurian mythos, a black horse represented Arthur’s Britons and a white horse represented the Saxons. England’s famous White Horse is carved in a chalk hill in Uffington. This is said to represent the constellation Sagittarius. There is also the Cherhill White Horse, near Avebury.

In the Nordic runes the rune Ehwaz represents the horse-like path the sun takes as it gallops across the sky.

There are over 300 other “lake monsters”. Ogopogo is the name of the one that inhabits British Columbia’s Lake Okanagan. One named Champ lives inside Lake Champlain in the North East United States. The voyage continues to get to the bottom of this mystery.

Author’s addendum – The movie The Loch Ness Kelpie was made before this article was written. The movie The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep was made after this article was written. They both explore the same ideas as this article but I have never viewed either one.


Editor's Note: Because of Crowley's infamous hang-out, Bolskine, Loch Ness has been a particular focus of those involved in such things and so we are delighted to hear how very weird it is....